11/16/2014
"The Most Interesting Fighter In The World" Mike Budnik
Mike Budnik is not only a professional MMA fighter, BJJ black belt, Ultimate Fighter alumnus, and an all around nice guy. But he was also a professional skater, 10-time X -Games skater, ESPN magazine’s top ten stud male athletes, and an amazing golfer. When he’s not busy being a family man he is saving senior citizens and fighting crime on I-95.
Mike Budnik is the “Most Interesting Fighter In The World” because:
Mike Budnik has a bear rug in his house. The bear isnt dead it’s just tooscared to get up and leave.
When Chuck Norris travels he calls Mike for protection.
Mike Budnik is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Mike Budnik can slam a revolving door.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Mike Budnik.
Mike Budnik can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Sharks dedicate a week to watching Mike Budnik.
Mike Budnik is Freddy’s nightmare.
Why are there more Chuck Norris jokes than Mike Budnik jokes? Nobody laughs at Mike Budnik.
Mike Budnik has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
Death once had a near Mike Budnik experience.
Mike Budnik once quit a job in 1984…… they are STILL looking for a replacement!
The Presidents have a day where they celebrate Mike Budnik.
Mike Budnik … He can talk about FIGHT CLUB